Brilliant moves until they are not so brilliant

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"Good evening sports fans, this is Jim Johnson..."
"...and Bob Bifford saying hello for this evening's between the Lar Guardians and Bob's Greenskinz Boyz."
"The Lar Guardians are still decimated tonight as they still have to stomach the absence of Ulminiel, their star receiver, but also Kalidoniel, who played really well recently."
"That's right, Jim, so the big question is tonight if the Guardians' second rank is adequate enough to replace them in tonight's game."
"Well, Bob, so far in this season Bob's Greenskinz only achieved a tie, so this is not an impossible game for the Guardians."
"That's right, Jim, if the Guardians can keep deaths in their ranks minimal, this surely could be something."

"And there we have the kick-off and Garfindel with the reception!"
"Garfindel probably is going to be the pillar of stability tonight with his accurate passes."

"Sertaniel thanks him with the catch and already storms upfield! The Orks didn't see this coming, Bob!"

"But the Orks don't accept No! for an answer and strip Sertaniel off the ball!"

"That's right Bob, but what's this? Garfindel with the Blitz!"

"Wow, Jim, nobody shouldn't ever say again this guy is for throwing passes only!"

"The Orks push Garfindel out of bounds, Sertaniel gets the ball, just to see the ball stripped from him by the Orks again!"

"More Wood Elves moving up from the 50 yard line, Spumantiel with the Blitz, and Sertaniel at the ball again!"
"Sertaniel breaks free and scores! Touchdown!"

"And this is the end of the first half. Wow, Bob, that was a wild back and forth."
"Indeed, Jim, so this promises an interesting second half with both teams pretty much tied."
"Well, Bob, speaking for Bob's Greenskinz I need to point out the casualties already piling up in the Guardians' dugout while the Boyz suffered none so far."

"Still we have the kick-off for the second half and - oh man! - the Orks managed to kick the ball accurately to the 50 yard line!"
"Impressive indeed, Bob, impressive indeed."

"But will they be able to score?"
"Sertaniel! It's Sertaniel! The Orks fail to pick up the ball, but Sertaniel is faster!"

"But this time the Orks paid attention, Jim, and they knock him from here to kingdom come."

"Tarod Foretake with the pass to Ronatgul the Troll - brilliant catch!"
"Ronatgul is loose! He storms to the Guardians' end zone! He storms to the Guardians' end zone! He storms to the Guardians' end... and stumbles over his feet..."

"Seeing the opportunity, Zafiriel breaks free and moves way downfield for the pass."
"Garfindel noticed, leaps forward, but Shum Dragonfury holds him back in the last instant!"
"Oh my god, Bob, I am gonna have a heart attack. The ball is still loose in the Guardians backfield when this should have been a touchdown for them!"
"Ronatgul decides to take the matter - errr, the ball into his own hands again."

"Thaal Dreamrunner moving up to assist, Ronatgul with the handover, Dreamrunner runs and scores!"

"Oh my god, the stadium just explodes, Jim!"
"Indeed it is, Bob. We are moving up into the bottom of the second half and if the Orks continue at this pace, a second touchdown is in range!"
"Back for the kick-off. The Guardians find it increasingly hard to put layers onto the field."

"But what's that? Sertaniel receives the kick, bypasses Garfindel, and throws deep to Zafiriel!"
"Elegant catch by Zafiriel, Jim. Moving up to the end zone."

"But once again the Ork Zug rushes in. Zafiriel down - and this time it really hurt!"
"Indeed, Jim. Zafiriel unconscious and bleeding heavily from his head."

"Zafiriel reels back onto his feet, but there's no one to assist him."
"That's right Jim, Dreamrunner again in the possession of the ball."

"In the meantime, the Guardians' line of scrimmage all but gone!"

"Dreamrunner moving the ball up the field again. The referee checks his watch..."

"...but Spumantiel breaks free again! Spumantiel with the Blitz! Spumantiel dives for the ball...

"...and trips over his feet."
"The referee blows the whistle! It's a tie!"

"Well, Bob, what a ride."
"A ride it was indeed, Jim."
"It is evident how the Guardians lack stamina, but they can play brilliant moves even if they are completely down."
"True that, Jim, but they really need to find a way to solve this issue. Their brilliance gives them a decent conversion rate, but with more stamina they could be exceptional."
"Well, with that in mind we say good night for tonight. This is Bob Bifford..."
"...and Jim Johnson signing off for tonight. I hope you are with us again this Tuesday in the Plane of Plagues for a rotten good time at the Potzers. Good night!"

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